I just knew that his open button down Hawaiian shirts and unmanicured chest (and etc) hair would feel soooo good against my face and that was pretty much all I thought about any time he was on screen. When I was small, I can remember watching Magnum PI reruns and worrying that my parents might somehow know how much I wanted to hug Thomas Magnum. He of the thickest mustache, and warm, genial, 1980s sexy dad charm. So, welcome to Bulge Kings, and our first King, Tom Selleck. When was the last time you saw somebody like Zac Efron on a talk show, with his sack stretching out his suit pants? Bulge Kings With the tightest of pants, and the most proud and prominent genital bulges, these men shot whole television shows, movies, and did interviews with their legs spread and nary a thought directed towards hiding the shape and heft of their bodies. The 'Celebrity Nude' headline on the cover of the January 1982 issue of Playgirl (which featured a photo of Jane Fonda) read 'Tommy (Cheech &) Chong Proves Hes Not.
There are (were) some guys who lived their lives as though this post were written even before their time. It seemed like things were getting a little animation-heavy around these parts, so I figured it might be time to introduce something new. There’s a reason they called him *Magnum* P.I.
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